neighborsmovie:

“Never rat on your friends and always keep your mouth shut.“ 

neighborsmovie:

“Never rat on your friends and always keep your mouth shut.“ 


neighborsmovie:

“You’re an animal. They called you Assjuice. ASS JUICE.”

neighborsmovie:

“You’re an animal. They called you Assjuice. ASS JUICE.”


knitmeapony:

ONE TWEET. THIS FIT IN ONE TWEET. IF YOU FUCK IT UP YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE.

knitmeapony:

ONE TWEET. THIS FIT IN ONE TWEET. IF YOU FUCK IT UP YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE.

(via sophspiration)


darknessbloodyshadow123:

cloudsinmycoffee9:

this is literally the greatest subtitling job that has ever been done. someone learned how to speak cat.

*laughs irl*

(via tekkenstepps)


tramampoline:

Favourite jokes

  • Referring to any four-legged animal as a weird dog
  • Massively underestimating the number of nearly uncountable objects
  • Massively overestimating the number of clearly countable objects
  • Bad puns in TV episode titles

(via monsters-and-marigolds)


this.


My problem is that I fall in love with words, rather than actions. I fall in love with ideas and thoughts, instead of reality. And it will be the death of me.
Unknown (via fuckinq)

(via rachelelizabeth88)


lacigreen:

jennwitte:

broke a couple of sticks of chalk on this one

im bout to break a lot more than chalk.

lacigreen:

jennwitte:

broke a couple of sticks of chalk on this one

im bout to break a lot more than chalk.

(via monsters-and-marigolds)


neighborsmovie:

Kelly: “Maybe I’ve been a ho that’s taken down some bros.”

neighborsmovie:

Kelly: “Maybe I’ve been a ho that’s taken down some bros.”



Me: But I have about fifty books at home I haven't read, there's no reason for me to buy these.
My brain: Okay, but consider this: more books.


socialworkgradstudents:

marauders4evr:

Celebrate the Fourth of July with some red, white, and blue!

get out of my living room

(via songbird9)


tekkenstepps:

of course this has to be on my blog.

tekkenstepps:

of course this has to be on my blog.